Science Jokes
- The Cesium song 02
I Wish I had a PoundOh I wish I had a pound of cesium.Oh I wish I had a pound of cesium
- The Cesium song 01
Oh Cesium(Tune, Oh Christmas tree)Oh Cesium, oh Cesium,Thy spectrum doth us ple
- The biology song 07
Away in a Test Tube(Melody: "Away in a Manger")Away in a test tubeMy plague cul
- The biology song 06
O Humid Night(Melody: "O Holy Night")O Humid NightAnopheline mosquitoes
- The biology song 05
Hark! The Streptococcus Brings(Melody: "Hark! The Herald = Angels Sing")Hark! the Strep
- The biology song 04
A Mad Scientist ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas and all thru my house,Not a specimen
- The biology song 03
ODE TO A CLONEBy John Scalzi(This originally appeared in America Online's "Howdy" area
- The biology song 02
To the tune of "Send in the Clowns"So this is it,A few bases to go,I've tried a
- The biology song 01
Biology ChristmasTHE NIGHT BEFORE DEFENCE(or A Visit From Citrate)Twas the nigh
- The astronomy jokes
NASA just disclosed details why the rover wouldn't accept any commands. They took a picture of the rover's
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