Science Jokes

  • Chem one-liners 04
    Q: What kind of ghosts haunt chemistry faculties?A: Methylated Spirits!Q: How many atom
    In Science Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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  • Chem one-liners 03
    Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldn't put it down?
    In Science Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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  • Chem one-liners 02
    Q: How many physical chemists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but he'll change it th
    In Science Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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  • Chem one-liners 01
    Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that
    In Science Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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  • Chemist's last words
    The last words of a chemist:1.And now the tasting test.2.May that become ho
    In Science Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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  • Chemist's fast prayer
    Chemist's fast prayer:Dear Lord, if I mix sodiumwith concentrated HNO3,and add to i
    In Science Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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  • Chemistry song 17
    Silver Nitrate(to the tune of "Silver Bells")Silver nitrate, silver nitrateit's chemistry time in the lab
    In Science Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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  • Chemistry song 16
    Lab Reports(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")Dashing through the labwith a tan page lab report
    In Science Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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  • Chemistry song 15
    Iron the Red Atom Molecule(to the tune of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer")
    In Science Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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  • Chemistry song 14
    We Three Students Of Chemistry AreWe three students of chemistry aretaking tests that we think are hard
    In Science Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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