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A neutron walks into a bar ...
A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks "How much?"
In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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Subject Of Relativity
ALBERT Einstein's favourite story concerned himself. In a certain debating society, the subject of relativity came
In Science Jokes | 06 Jul, 08
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Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?
Q: Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? A: Because it's in the ground state.
In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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Sodium fell in love with a Bunsen burner...
A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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H To O
Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!!
In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other ...
Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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Chemistry song 07
Quantum ChemistryOn the first day of Christmas, my professor gave to me: An exam in Quantum Chemistry.
In Science Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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Chemical analysis of human elements
Element name: WOMAN.Symbol: WO.Atomic weight: 'Don't even go there'.
In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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Better living through chemistry
Table of Elements:C = carbonHo = holmiumCo = cobaltLa = lanthanumTe = tellurium
In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
Q. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A. One molar solution.
In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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