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A neutron walks into a bar ...
A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks "How much?"
In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!!
In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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Ideas About Science
The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, and classroom discussions. M
In Science Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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Botany Puns IX
1. How does a botanist clean his/her self?With a brush.2. Why was the botanist so wise?He was very sage.
In Science Jokes | 02 Feb, 10
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Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other ...
Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently.One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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What is the dieter's element?
Q. What is the dieter's element? A. Nobelium
In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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The day of the final
It was time for the final and the student depending upon getting at least one right answer on the chemistry
In Science Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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The biology song 05
Hark! The Streptococcus Brings(Melody: "Hark! The Herald = Angels Sing")Hark! the Strep
In Science Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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Sodium fell in love with a Bunsen burner...
A small piece of sodium which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
In Science Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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Subject Of Relativity
ALBERT Einstein's favourite story concerned himself. In a certain debating society, the subject of relativity came
In Science Jokes | 06 Jul, 08
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