Scrooge Jokes
- Self Defense
Ebenezer Scrooge broke his clock, he punched and then stamped on it.Why did he do that?
- Are you superstitious?
Scrooge: Are you superstitious?’‘Not at all,’ came the reply.
- Teacher And Pupil
Teacher: If I have 20 cents and ask Ebenezer Scrooge for another 30 cents, how much will I have?
- Favorite Christmas Game
What’s Ebenezer Scrooge’s favorite Christmas game?
Mean-opoly.
- Ebenezer Scrooge
Someone bought Ebenezer Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?
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