Shopping Jokes
- The Crowded Store
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason f
- My Wife Is Missing
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here i
- I Am Going To Shop
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I
- Caught Stealing
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shop
- Passing A Parrot
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said
- A Department Store
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, "W-w-w-where`s the
- Buying A Chainsaw
This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks ab
- Fight Competition
The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign
- Bad Relationships
Two Yuppettes were shopping. When they started to discuss their home lives, one said,
- At A Grocery Store
A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie sec
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