Short Jokes
- An Elephant Walks Up To A Naked Guy
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"
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- Food One-Liner
A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.
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- Why?
WHY?Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
- Great Witticisms
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
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- Dirtiest Jobs
The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes." The Dentist because he says, "Open wide."
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- Top 10 Ways To Freak Out Your Roommate
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate
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- Media And The End Of The World
USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
- Bumper Sickers
All men are idiots, and I married their King. So many stupid people... so few comets.
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