Short Jokes

  • An Elephant Walks Up To A Naked Guy
    An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"
    In Short Jokes | 19 Dec, 08
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  • Food One-Liner
    A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.
    In Short Jokes | 16 Dec, 08
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  • Why?
    WHY?Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
    In Short Jokes | 06 Dec, 08
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  • Great Witticisms
    The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
    In Short Jokes | 05 Dec, 08
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  • Dirtiest Jobs
    The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes." The Dentist because he says, "Open wide."
    In Short Jokes | 02 Dec, 08
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  • Top 10 Ways To Freak Out Your Roommate
    10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate
    In Short Jokes | 02 Dec, 08
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  • Media And The End Of The World
    USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
    In Short Jokes | 01 Dec, 08
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  • Bumper Sickers
    All men are idiots, and I married their King. So many stupid people... so few comets.
    In Short Jokes | 01 Dec, 08
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