Short Jokes

• Warning!!
  Don't buy a dwarf with learning difficulties. It's not big and it's not clever
  In Short Jokes | 07 Jun, 07
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• the fish say when it hit a wall?
  What did the fish say when it hit a wall? DAMN!!!!!
  In Short Jokes | 07 Jun, 07
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• what do you call a fish without an eye?
  what do you call a fish without an eye? Fssshhhhh...
  In Short Jokes | 07 Jun, 07
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• What Do You Call A Leper In A Bath?
  Q. What do you call a leper in a bath? A. Soup!
  In Short Jokes | 07 Jun, 07
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• What do you call...
  Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob
  In Short Jokes | 07 Jun, 07
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• What Has Two Legs And Bleeds Easily?
  Q. What has two legs and bleeds easily? A. Half a dog.
  In Short Jokes | 07 Jun, 07
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• What is brown and sticky?
  What is brown and sticky? A stick.
  In Short Jokes | 07 Jun, 07
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• What's brown and sounds like a bell?
  What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG
  In Short Jokes | 07 Jun, 07
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• What's invisible and smells of carrots?
  What's invisible and smells of carrots? Rabbit farts.
  In Short Jokes | 07 Jun, 07
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• What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
  What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
  In Short Jokes | 07 Jun, 07
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