Short Jokes

• Christmas Short Joke 25
  
  Q. What kind of ball doesn't bounce?
  A. A snowball!
  In Short Jokes | 07 Aug, 08
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• Christmas Short Joke 24
  
  Q. Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
  A. Because it soots him.
  In Short Jokes | 07 Aug, 08
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• Christmas Short Joke 23
  
  Q. Why wasn't the turkey hungry at Christmas time?
  A. He was stuffed!
  In Short Jokes | 07 Aug, 08
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• Christmas Short Joke 22
  
  Q. What did the big candle say to the little candle?
  A. I'm going out tonight.
  In Short Jokes | 07 Aug, 08
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• Christmas Short Joke 21
  
  Q. What do you when if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
  A. A pineapple.
  In Short Jokes | 07 Aug, 08
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• Christmas Short Joke 20
  
  Q. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
  A. Because he had the drum sticks.
  In Short Jokes | 07 Aug, 08
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• Christmas Short Joke 19
  
  Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
  A. Thanks, I'll never part with it!
  In Short Jokes | 07 Aug, 08
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• Christmas Short Joke 18
  
  Q. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?
  A. They are always dropping their needles.
  In Short Jokes | 07 Aug, 08
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• Christmas Short Joke 17
  
  Q. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime?
  A. Sandy Claws!
  In Short Jokes | 07 Aug, 08
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• Christmas Short Joke 16
  
  Q. What do the elves sing to Santa Claus on his birthday?
  A. Freeze a jolly good fellow . . .
  In Short Jokes | 07 Aug, 08
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