- A Noble Profession
"Everybody in my family follows the medical profession. They're all lawyers."
- Simple Questions
What would happen if you lock a zombie in a room full of lawyers?He would starve to death.
- Highly Skilled Professionals
"I hear you lost your court case. Did your lawyer give you bad advice?""No. He charged me for it."
- Visitor to raj
Visitor: And how old are you, Raj? Raj:Nine. Visitor: And what are you going to be? Raj: Ten.
- What Is Yellow And White......
What is yellow and white, and goes down railway lines at over 100 miles an hour? The train drivers egg sandwich!
- How does your head feel today?
How does your head feel today?
As good as new.
It should be as good as new - it's never been used.
- Two acrobats
What did the two acrobats say when they got married?
We're head over heels in love!
Doctor, I've got a head like a turnip, three ears, two noses and a mouth the wrong way round. What am I?
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