Short Jokes

• Short Jokes
  Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
  In Short Jokes | 21 Apr, 08
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• Observations
  Changing lawyers in the middle of a case is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic.
  In Short Jokes | 21 Apr, 08
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• A Noble Profession
  "Everybody in my family follows the medical profession. They're all lawyers."
  In Short Jokes | 21 Apr, 08
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• Simple Questions
  What would happen if you lock a zombie in a room full of lawyers?He would starve to death.
  In Short Jokes | 21 Apr, 08
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• Highly Skilled Professionals
  "I hear you lost your court case. Did your lawyer give you bad advice?""No. He charged me for it."
  In Short Jokes | 21 Apr, 08
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• Visitor to raj
  Visitor: And how old are you, Raj? Raj:Nine. Visitor: And what are you going to be? Raj: Ten.
  In Short Jokes | 08 Dec, 07
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• What Is Yellow And White......
  What is yellow and white, and goes down railway lines at over 100 miles an hour? The train drivers egg sandwich!
  In Short Jokes | 08 Dec, 07
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• How does your head feel today?
  How does your head feel today? As good as new. It should be as good as new - it's never been used.
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• Two acrobats
  What did the two acrobats say when they got married? We're head over heels in love!
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• Ugly
  Doctor, I've got a head like a turnip, three ears, two noses and a mouth the wrong way round. What am I?
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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