Short Jokes

• Waiter, waiter 3
  Waiter, waiter! There's a cockroach on my steak. They don't seem to care what they eat, do they, sir?
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• What does the school principal and a bullfrog have in common?
  What does the school principal and a bullfrog have in common? Both have a big head that consists mostly of mouth.
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• Waiter, waiter 2
  Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like mud. I'm not surprised, sir, it was ground only a few minutes ago.
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?
  Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school? Because his heart wasn't in it.
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• My teacher's a peach
  Girl: My teacher's a peach. Mother: You mean she's sweet. Girl: No, she has a heart of stone.
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• My dad is so old
  My dad is so old, when he was at school, history was called current events.
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• Why is history the sweetest lesson?
  Why is history the sweetest lesson? Because it's full of dates.
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• Mona and salt cellar
  Mona, you've been a long time putting salt in the salt-cellar.
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of trousers?
  Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of trousers? In case he got a hole in one.
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• Spinach
  Eat up all your spinach, Son. It'll put colour in your cheeks. But who wants to have green cheeks?
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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