Short Jokes
- Waiter, waiter 2
Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like mud.
I'm not surprised, sir, it was ground only a few minutes ago.
- Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?
Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?
Because his heart wasn't in it.
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- My teacher's a peach
Girl: My teacher's a peach.
Mother: You mean she's sweet.
Girl: No, she has a heart of stone.
- My dad is so old
My dad is so old, when he was at school, history was called current events.
- Why is history the sweetest lesson?
Why is history the sweetest lesson?
Because it's full of dates.
- Mona and salt cellar
Mona, you've been a long time putting salt in the salt-cellar.
- Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of trousers?
Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of trousers?
In case he got a hole in one.
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- Spinach
Eat up all your spinach, Son. It'll put colour in your cheeks.
But who wants to have green cheeks?
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