Short Jokes

• Do you ever shoo them?
  Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them?
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• Two friends were discussing
  Two friends were discussing the latest scandalous revelations about a Hollywood actress. They say she likes her lat
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• Man and woman
  Woman: If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee. Man: And if you were my wife, I'd drink it.
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• Mona has lovely long red hair all down her back.
  Raj: Mona has lovely long red hair all down her back. Ajay: Pity it's not on her head!
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• Dirty criminals
  When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apa
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet
  When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet? When your bald !
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• Tough crocodile
  First crocodile: My dad's so tough he can kill another crocodile by blinking his eyes.
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• What time is it when an elephant sits on your car
  What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• My hair
  Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes, here is a paper bag !
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• What happens
  What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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