Short Jokes

• Typing teacher
  Typing teacher: Raj! Your work has certainly improved. There are only ten mistakes here. Raj: Oh good!
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• What do bees do if they want to use public transport
  What do bees do if they want to use public transport? Wait at a buzz stop.
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• Three men were in the dock
  Three men were in the dock, and the judge, who had a terrible squint, said to the first, How do you plead? Not guil
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• Crossword Fan
  Crossword Fan: I've been trying to think of a word for two weeks! Friend: How about a fortnight?
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• What word allows you to take away two letters and get one
  What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone.
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• They say ignorance is bliss
  Raj: They say ignorance is bliss. Mona: Then you should be the happiest boy in the world.
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• Waiter, waiter
  Waiter, waiter! I don't like the flies in here. Well, come back tomorrow, we'll have new ones by then!
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• Sign in a cafe
  Sign in a cafe: All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the management.
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• I'm not saying
  I'm not saying that she is annoying but she could give a headache to an aspirin!
  In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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• Why did the soccer teacher give his team lighters?
  Why did the soccer teacher give his team lighters? Because they kept losing all their matches.
  In Short Jokes | 20 Nov, 07
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