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Top 10 Ways To Freak Out Your Roommate
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate
In Short Jokes | 02 Dec, 08
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An Elephant Walks Up To A Naked Guy
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"
In Short Jokes | 19 Dec, 08
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What do you call an ant that likes to be alone?
What do you call an ant that likes to be alone? An independ-ant.
In Short Jokes | 20 Nov, 07
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?
Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school? Because his heart wasn't in it.
In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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Resignation
Worlds smallest resignation letter. Respected Sir I LOVE your 'wife'
In Short Jokes | 30 Mar, 10
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Tommy's Homework
Tommy says to the teacher "Miss. would you ever punish me for something i didn't do?"
In Short Jokes | 07 Jun, 07
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Great Witticisms
The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.
In Short Jokes | 05 Dec, 08
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Dirtiest Jobs
The Doctor because he says, "Take off your clothes." The Dentist because he says, "Open wide."
In Short Jokes | 02 Dec, 08
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Ugly
Doctor, I've got a head like a turnip, three ears, two noses and a mouth the wrong way round. What am I?
In Short Jokes | 21 Nov, 07
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Two cannibals eating a clown
Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
In Short Jokes | 07 Jun, 07
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