- Not in Alphabet
Q. What letters are not in the alphabet?
A. The ones in the mail, of course!
- Morning Noise
A noise woke me up this morning.
What was that ?
The crack of dawn !
- Money in The Freezer
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
- Mermaid"s Bed
Q. What kind of bed does a mermaid sleep in?
A. A water bed!
- Married Telephones
How did the telephones get married ?
In a double ring ceremony !
- Man Eating Tiger, A
Have you ever seen a man eating tiger ?
No, but in the cafe next door I once saw a man eating chicken !
- Making Milk Shake
How do you make milk shake ?
Give it a good scare !
- Make a Tissue Dance
Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogey in it!
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