- Taken Before Get
Q. What's taken before you get it?
A. Your picture.
- Swallow an Umbrella
Why did the sword swallower swallow an umbrella ?
He wanted to put something away for a rainy day !
- Stop a Cold
How do you stop a cold getting to your chest ?
Tie a knot in your neck !
- Steps to Take
What steps would you take if a madman came rushing at you with a knife ?
Great big ones !
- Soap Flakes
This morning my dad gave me soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast.
I bet you were mad.
- Snowmen's Money
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In snow banks.
- Snowman With a Vampire
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
- Smelly Fish That Goes Around
What smells of fish and goes round and round at 100 miles per hour ?
A goldfish in a blender !
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