Silly Jokes

• Thunder and Lightning in Lab
  Q. Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? A. The scientists were brainstorming!
  In Silly Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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• Teacher and Train
  Q. What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
  In Silly Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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• Taken Before Get
  Q. What's taken before you get it? A. Your picture.
  In Silly Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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• Swallow an Umbrella
  Why did the sword swallower swallow an umbrella ?
  He wanted to put something away for a rainy day !
  In Silly Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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• Stop a Cold
  How do you stop a cold getting to your chest ?
  Tie a knot in your neck !
  In Silly Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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• Steps to Take
  What steps would you take if a madman came rushing at you with a knife ?
  Great big ones !
  In Silly Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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• Soap Flakes
  This morning my dad gave me soap flakes instead of corn flakes for breakfast.
  I bet you were mad.
  
  In Silly Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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• Snowmen's Money
  Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. In snow banks.
  In Silly Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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• Snowman With a Vampire
  Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite.
  In Silly Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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• Smelly Fish That Goes Around
  What smells of fish and goes round and round at 100 miles per hour ?
  A goldfish in a blender !
  In Silly Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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