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Porcupine to The Cactus
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?"
In Silly Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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Pooh to His Agent
Q. What did Pooh say to his agent? A. Show me the honey!
In Silly Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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Plumbers Die
What happens when plumbers die ?
They go down the drain !
In Silly Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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Pirate Can't Play Cards
Q. Why couldn't the pirate play cards? A. Because he was sitting on the deck!
In Silly Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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Picture to The Wall
What did the picture say to the wall ?
I've got you covered !
In Silly Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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Picture to Jail
Q. Why did the picture go to jail? A. Because it was framed.
In Silly Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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Photograph
I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice.
You don't want justice - you want mercy !
In Silly Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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Penny to Penny
Q. What did the penny say to the other penny? A. We make perfect cents.
In Silly Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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Pencil to Bed
Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?
To draw the curtains !
In Silly Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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One Horn And Gives Milk
Q. What has one horn and gives milk A. A milk truck.
In Silly Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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One Head, One Foot, Four Legs
Q. What has one head, one foot and four legs? A. A Bed
In Silly Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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