Sports Jokes
- Left Tickets At Home
A father and his son, Bobby, arrive at the local Rugby match and Dad can't find the tickets.
- Second Rugby Player In Restaurant
"Waiter, this vinegar is rather lumpy."
Waiter: "That's because they're pickled onions, sir."
- Rugby Player In Chinese Restaurant
"Waiter, these noodles are a bit crunchy."
Waiter: "That's because they're the chopsticks, sir."
- 95-3
The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah L
- The Poor Rugby Player
Rugby player: "Doctor, doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror - I feel like throwing up. What's
- Basketball Referees
Two NBA basketball referees were walking through the countryside and they noticed some tracks.
- Mental Health?
A psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving give an oral quiz to the freshm
- Give Me a Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there. "Ple
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