Stupid Jokes
- Fly Safely
"Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and p
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- Idiot And His Chicken Farm
An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.
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- Unsigned Credit Card
I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the
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- Dumb Daddy
A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
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- George Washington
Knock, knock!Who's there?George Washington!George Washington who?
- Justin
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I?d say hello!
- Water
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Water
Water who?
What are you doing?!!
- Tank
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
- Police
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here!
- Doris
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!
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