Stupid Jokes

  • Fly Safely
    "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and p
    In Idiot Jokes | 19 Dec, 08
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  • Idiot And His Chicken Farm
    An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.
    In Idiot Jokes | 18 Dec, 08
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  • Unsigned Credit Card
    I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the
    In Idiot Jokes | 18 Dec, 08
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  • Dumb Daddy
    A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
    In Idiot Jokes | 18 Dec, 08
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  • George Washington
    Knock, knock!Who's there?George Washington!George Washington who?
    In Knock Knock Jokes | 17 Dec, 08
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  • Justin
    Knock Knock. Who?s there? Justin Justin who? Justin the neighborhood and thought I?d say hello!
    In Knock Knock Jokes | 17 Dec, 08
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  • Water
    Knock Knock. Who?s there? Water Water who? What are you doing?!!
    In Knock Knock Jokes | 17 Dec, 08
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  • Tank
    Knock Knock. Who?s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome!
    In Knock Knock Jokes | 17 Dec, 08
    Viewed: 1130 times this week
  • Police
    Knock Knock. Who?s there? Police. Police who? Police let us in; it's cold out here!
    In Knock Knock Jokes | 17 Dec, 08
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  • Doris
    Knock Knock. Who?s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!
    In Knock Knock Jokes | 17 Dec, 08
    Viewed: 1141 times this week

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