Stupid Jokes
- Yo Momma
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Yo Momma.
Yo Momma who?
Seriously, it's yo momma, open the dang door!
- Boo
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
You don't have to cry about it!
- Madarn
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Madarn.
Madarn who?
Madarn foot is caught in the door!
- Who
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?
- Ali
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Ali.
Ali who?
A little old man who can't reach the doorbell!
- Dot
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Dot.
Dot who?
Dots for me to know and you to find out!
- Theodore
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck and it won't open!
- Moo
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Well, make up your mind. Are you a cow or an owl?!!
- Vitamin
Knock Knock.
Who?s there?
Vitamin.
Vitamin who?
Vitamin for a party!
- Jimmy
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy some food, I'm STARVING!
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