Tapori Jokes
- Gloves Ki Payment
Munna: Bolay to apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga.Patient: Kyun???
- Salmaan Khan
Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
- Bina Sui Ke 14 Injection
Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka?
- Ladies Only
Munna and Circuit take a ride on the BEST bus. They sit down on a 'Ladies Only' bench. A few women come over:
- Baap Ka Naam
CIRCUIT: Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
- Biwi Aur Premika
MAMU: Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
- B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU: B.A.
MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?
- Purani Baat
MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
- Ford Or Oxford
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
- Tamil Baccha
MAMU: Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.
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