- What Operetta Is?
TEACHER: "Can somone tell me what an 'operetta' is?"STUDENT: "Easy. It'sa woman who works for the ph
- Got My B.A.
SON: Dad, I just graduated and I got my B.A.MOM:I suppose now you'll be trying for a Ph.D?POP:
- First Thing
TEACHER: "Sarah, what was the first thing James the First did on coming to the throne?"SARAH: "He sat
- Longest Sentence
When one teacher told his class to write the longest sentence they could compose, a bright kid wrote: "Impri
- Got Hundred
BILLY:"I got a hundred in school today."MOTHER: "That's great dear. What was it in?"BILLY: "Tw
- Indian Wife
TEACHER:"What is an Indian wife called?"GIRL: "A squaw."TEACHER: "Right. And what are Indian b
- Casting Kids
I was casting kids....for our annual Christmas play and I was giving our choices such as shepherds, lambs, v
- All Low Grades
Little Billy brought home his report card. His mother took him to task for all the low grades.Little Billy
- Most Ignorant People
When the teacher asked in what part of the world the most ignorant people were to be found, a small boy volu
- Mean By Plural ?
TEACHER:"Now Billy, what do we mean by plural?"BILLY: "By plural we mean it's the same thing, only m
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