- Play Hooky
How do you play hooky from correspondence school?
Send them an empty envelope.
- Business Groups In Neighborhood
The teachers were being feted by a number of business groups in the neighborhood. At the end of his welcomin
- Teacher Wrote Home
A teacher wrote home to a student's parents:"If you don't believe half of what he says goes on in scho
- Divided A Piece
TEACHER:"If I divided a piece of beef into four pieces, what would I get?"STUDENT: "Quarters"T
- Math Problem
TEACHER:"Here is a math problem.If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, wha
- Give Me A Sentence
TEACHER: "Can someone give me a sentence using the word 'archaic' in it?"STUDENT: "We can't have our a
- Mason Dixon Line
A teacher was talking to her class about the Mason Dixon line. She then asked, "What does this line divide?"
- Time To Go To School
A mother walked into her son's room and said cheerfully, "Up. Up. It's time to go to school."The son r
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