Teacher Jokes

• Purpose Of Having School
  Teacher: "What is the purpose of having school?"Student: Without school there wouldn't be a reason for
  In Teacher Jokes | 13 Aug, 08
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• Head Cheerleader
  When I went to school I was the head cheerleader."Did you learn the 3 R's?""Indeed. RAh! Rah! Ra
  In Teacher Jokes | 13 Aug, 08
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• Play Hooky
  
  How do you play hooky from correspondence school?
  Send them an empty envelope.
  In Teacher Jokes | 13 Aug, 08
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• Business Groups In Neighborhood
  The teachers were being feted by a number of business groups in the neighborhood. At the end of his welcomin
  In Teacher Jokes | 13 Aug, 08
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• Teacher Wrote Home
  A teacher wrote home to a student's parents:"If you don't believe half of what he says goes on in scho
  In Teacher Jokes | 13 Aug, 08
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• Divided A Piece
  TEACHER:"If I divided a piece of beef into four pieces, what would I get?"STUDENT: "Quarters"T
  In Teacher Jokes | 13 Aug, 08
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• Math Problem
  TEACHER:"Here is a math problem.If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, wha
  In Teacher Jokes | 13 Aug, 08
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• Give Me A Sentence
  TEACHER: "Can someone give me a sentence using the word 'archaic' in it?"STUDENT: "We can't have our a
  In Teacher Jokes | 13 Aug, 08
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• Mason Dixon Line
  A teacher was talking to her class about the Mason Dixon line. She then asked, "What does this line divide?"
  In Teacher Jokes | 13 Aug, 08
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• Time To Go To School
  A mother walked into her son's room and said cheerfully, "Up. Up. It's time to go to school."The son r
  In Teacher Jokes | 13 Aug, 08
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