A man and a woman are standing in a really long line at a hospital donation center. Bored, the man decides to strike up a conversation.
“Long line, huh?” says the man. “What are you donating?”
“Blood,” the woman replies. “They pay 10 bucks a pint.”
“I’m donating my sperm,” says the man. “They pay $25 an ounce.”
A couple of weeks later, the man and woman meet again in the same line.
“Hi there,” says the man. “Donating some more blood?”
The woman shakes her head and mumbles, “Mmm-unnh!”
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