Top 10 Stuff Jokes
- Bathroom
Little Johnny asks the teacher, "Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?"
- Some Things You Can Suck
One day, Little Johnny's teacher, Miss Figpot asked the class if they could name some things you can suck!"
- Do For A Living
"Little Johnny, what does your Daddy do for a living?", the teacher asked.
- Make A Sentence
The teacher once asked the class to make a sentence with the phrase pistol too. Timmy raised his hand, and after be
- Homework Help
"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"
- Cold Cream
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.
- 2nd Grade Teacher
Little Johnny's 2nd-grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet."Johnny," she says, "what comes after 'O'?"
- Hair
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning.
- Empty Stomach
Tell me something," asked Freddie, "how many cookies can you eat on an empty stomach, Little Johnny?"
- Cheats
Little Johnny to Billy, "You know, Jane Smith cheats!""Why do you say that?" asked Billy.
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