Tourist Jokes

• Mental Insititute
  Two Yanks touring London in a taxi. What is that asked one of the Yanks.
  In Tourist Jokes | 28 Jan, 10
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• Three Weeks
  A tourist pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paper
  In Tourist Jokes | 28 Jan, 10
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• Go Barefoot
  Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Dont you ever shoo them?
  In Tourist Jokes | 28 Jan, 10
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• A Travel Agent
  A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and anolder gentleman peering in the shop window at the
  In Tourist Jokes | 28 Jan, 10
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• Old Farm House
  A pair of tourists were out in the fields when they discovered an abandoned well near an old farm house. Of course
  In Tourist Jokes | 28 Jan, 10
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• Everythings Big In Texas
  There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas. She was amazed at the size of her
  In Tourist Jokes | 28 Jan, 10
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• 99 Main Street
  Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street? Resident: No, its 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse people.
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• Love To Travel
  Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase? Driver: I love to travel.
  In Tourist Jokes | 28 Jan, 10
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• Postcard
  "And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two.
  In Tourist Jokes | 28 Jan, 10
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• Lion Tracks
  "Look, guide, here are some LION tracks." "Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."
  In Tourist Jokes | 28 Jan, 10
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