- Go Barefoot
Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Dont you ever shoo them?
- A Travel Agent
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and anolder gentleman peering in the shop window at the
- Old Farm House
A pair of tourists were out in the fields when they discovered an abandoned well near an old farm house. Of course
- Everythings Big In Texas
There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas. She was amazed at the size of her
- 99 Main Street
Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street?
Resident: No, its 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse people.
- Love To Travel
Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?
Driver: I love to travel.
"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two.
- Lion Tracks
"Look, guide, here are some LION tracks."
"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."
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