Travel Jokes
- Ocean Cruise
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worried about getting real seasick.
- Cruise Special - $99
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!"
- A Businessman
A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane. Helped by a flight att
- Mental Insititute
Two Yanks touring London in a taxi. What is that asked one of the Yanks.
- Three Weeks
A tourist pulls into a hotel around midnight and asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paper
- Go Barefoot
Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Dont you ever shoo them?
- A Travel Agent
A travel agent looked up from his desk to see an older lady and anolder gentleman peering in the shop window at the
- Old Farm House
A pair of tourists were out in the fields when they discovered an abandoned well near an old farm house. Of course
- Everythings Big In Texas
There was a little old lady from a small town in America who had to go to Texas. She was amazed at the size of her
- 99 Main Street
Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street?
Resident: No, its 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse people.
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