Travel Jokes
- Love To Travel
Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?
Driver: I love to travel.
- Postcard
"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two.
- Lion Tracks
"Look, guide, here are some LION tracks."
"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."
- Taxi Driver
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder.
- The Old Man And Tourist
Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He t
- Rain
"I cant believe it," said the tourist. "Ive been here an entire week and its done nothing but rain. When do you hav
- Voice Activated Car Radio
A lady bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home. Halfway home, she a
- A Snobbish Tourist
A snobbish tourist was visiting a small Australian village when he noticed a local man wearing a highly ornate neck
- Little Boys And Big Cars
The parents of two boys (14 and 16 year-olds) went on a trip for the weekend with friends. They left early Friday m
- Three Men On A Plane
Three men are on a plane. They open a window and one throws an orange out. The other throws out an apple. The Third
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