Travel Jokes
- Airline Pilot
An airline pilot finishes talking to the passengers after the plane has taken off, and forgets to turn off the inte
- Riding His Bike
There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother's house every weekend. It took him 2 hours and he alwa
- A Strange Coincidence
An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol.
- An Eventful Journey
An Englishwoman and her young son were travelling in a taxi in New York. As they were driving through a rather seed
- No Exit
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arriv
- Archeological Dating
A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in Latin America, when he comes across an a
- Fuel Emergency
Cessna pilot: "Tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.
- Traveling Wives
One of the airlines recently introduced a special half-fare rate for wives accompanying their husbands on business
- Noise Reduction
Air traffic controller: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."
- Luggage Routing
A passenger piled his cases on the scale at an airline counter in New York and said to the ticket agent:
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