- Dont Finish Without Me
There were two guys taking a bathe. They were playing with eachother and kissing. Then sombody knocked on the door
- Shark Attack
One day two brothers, Jack & John decide to go out diving for seafood.
- Any Indian Would Know...
An Indian tracker is taking some pioneers through the plains in the mid-1800's. Suddenly he stops and points. "Bear
- The Dirty Grandma
There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.
- Rubber Ducky
One day there was a little girl and it was her birthday, but her parents had to go out for the night so they hired
- A Walk In The Woods
A little boy and a pedophile are walking in the deep, dim, woods. The little boy says, "Mister, I'm frightened! The
- Girl Getting Driver's Liscense
There was a young girl who lived up in the hills of Tennessee. She was about to turn sixteen, and couldn't wait to
- I've got it worse
A tomato, a piece of chewing gum, and a penis are all talking.
- Samples For The Doctor
A man goes to his doctor for an annual check up.
- Lazy Frog
A beautiful, well qualified, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an foreign pet. As she looks ab
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