A beautiful, well qualified, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an foreign pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).
The girl eagerly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers gently to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just see the directions carefully."
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is immediately on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment house, the girl takes out the directions and reads them carefully, doing accurately what it says to do:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Move slowly into bed and position the frog in place.
She then rapidly gets into bed with the frog and, to her shock, nothing happens! The girl is completely disturbed and quite distress at this point. She re-reads the directions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any troubles or questions, please call the pet store." So, the girl calls the pet store.
The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the directions and the damn thing just sits there."
The man, looking very disturbed, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
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