Valentine's Day Jokes

Short Valentine's Day Jokes 1
Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?A: Because it's all heart.
In Valentine's Day Jokes | 21 Jan, 08
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SOME NASTY VALENTINE'S
Roses are groovy Violets are funky I'm thinking of you And spanking my monkey!Roses are crap
In Valentine's Day Jokes | 31 Mar, 09
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Short Valentine's Day Jokes 2
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?A: You turn me on.Q: Did adam and eve ever have a date?
In Valentine's Day Jokes | 31 Mar, 09
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Short Valentine's Day Jokes 3
Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?A: Hogs and Kisses!
In Valentine's Day Jokes | 31 Mar, 09
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EXCUSES WHY MEN FORGET VALENTINE'S DAY
* The Florist couldn't find your house, did you move?* I sent a candygram. Someone must have eaten it.
In Valentine's Day Jokes | 31 Mar, 09
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TOP 15 MAFIA VALENTINE'S DAY GREETINGS
15) My love for you... it came and went. So your feet are now in wet cement.
In Valentine's Day Jokes | 31 Mar, 09
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THE REJECTED VALENTINE
At the office, where I worked, there was an angel there.
In Valentine's Day Jokes | 31 Mar, 09
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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
Screw valentines day,Hearts and roses and kisses galore.What the hell is all that shit for?
In Valentine's Day Jokes | 31 Mar, 09
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UNPOPULAR VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS
* Thinking of you sweetheart, which, technically, the court order can't prevent.
In Valentine's Day Jokes | 31 Mar, 09
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HAPPY EX-VALENTINE'S DAY
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentine's cards for his daughter and mother. The 50 feet of displa
In Valentine's Day Jokes | 31 Mar, 09
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