Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.
Q: Did adam and eve ever have a date?
A: No, but they dad an apple.
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed "guess who"?
A: A divorce lawyer.
Q: What is the perfect breakup gift to give to someone for valentines day?
A: A copy of the book sex for dummies.
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places!
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