Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A: Hogs and Kisses!
Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
A: It was Valenswine's Day!
Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
A: Sure, they're very scent-imental!
Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: "I'm sweet on you!"
Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!
Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: "I find you very attractive."
Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
A: "I dot my i's on you!"
Q: What did one pickle say to the other?
A: "You mean a great dill to me."
Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
A: He gives it a Valenshine!
Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A valentiny!
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