Wedding Toast Jokes

• Institution For The Blind
  Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.
  In Wedding Toast Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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• Triumph Of Imagination
  Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
  In Wedding Toast Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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• Life Sentence
  Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence... (a life sentence!)
  In Wedding Toast Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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• 3-Ring Circus
  Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
  In Wedding Toast Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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• Work Permit
  Marriage certificate is just another name for a work permit.
  In Wedding Toast Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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• Marriage Institution
  Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.
  In Wedding Toast Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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• Marriage Is Like A Violin
  Why is marriage is like a violin? After all the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.
  In Wedding Toast Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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• Successful Man
  A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a
  In Wedding Toast Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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• Incomplete
  A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
  In Wedding Toast Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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• Ideal Marriage
  Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married... and she didn
  In Wedding Toast Jokes | 09 Feb, 10
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