Witty Remarks Jokes
- Witty Answers
Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
- Gay Nude Beach
Q: How do you find a gay guy on a nude beach?
A: It's not hard.
- Witty Remarks 5
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?
- Witty Remarks 4
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours.
- Witty Remarks 3
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!!
- Witty Remarks 2
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
- Witty Remarks 1
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.
- Bumper sticker you probably missed
Constipated People Don't Give A crap. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
- Insulting Women
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent. I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
- Insulting Men
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. There is no vaccine against stupidity.
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