Yo mama Jokes
- Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
- Your Momma's breath...
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
- Yo Momma So Fat!
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
- Yo Momma So Short ........
Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos!Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
- Yo Momma So Poor.....
Her face is on the front of a food stamp.That your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
- Your Momma So Fat...
Your momma so fat...
When she hauls butt she has to make two trips.
When she dances she makes the band skip.
- Yo Mama So Old...
Yo Mama so old...
She left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Jurassic Park brought back the memories...
- Yo Momma So Short
Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos.Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
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