The college dean phoned a student's father at home and told him that he had some good and some bad news about his son.
"Tell me the bad news first," said the father.
"Your son's a hopeless homosexual," replied the dean.
"How awful," said the dismayed father. "But what's the good news?"
The dean confided, "He has just been elected Queen of the May."
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