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October 25, 2014
  • Jatt & Ganesh Ji
    Ganesh jiThere was this sardarjee from Phagwara who somehow got hooked to desi tharra like nobody's business. He would beg, borrow, steal to get his daily bottle come what may. But then not all days are the same.

    On one such rainy day he could not lay his hands on any money and stumbled into a temple where stood one grand moorti of Ganeshji. He latched on to the "sooond" of ganapati bappa and began his chant for money.

    The poor pujari watched in dismay as this hulk of a serdie hanging on to the holy trunk asking for money. As any physical intervention was impossible, the meek poojaari decided to get rid of the menace by throwing a twenty buck note on the floor.

    Sardar assumed that it is Ganeshji who has acceded to his request & jumped with joy and ran away to the nearest theka with the money.

    He was at the temple the next day again and the same story was repeated with the pujaari quietly dropping a twenty rupee note on the floor to peacefully get rid of the serdie menace.

    This went on for a week and the pujari didn't know what to do. He finally thought of a trick and removed the big Ganeshji pratima next day and replaced it with a miniature moorti.

    The logic was the Sardar will not be to latch on the "sooond" because of its small size and hence can't be a nuisance.

    Next morning Sardar landed at the temple promptly but was shocked to see the big moorti missing. He finally noticed the small moorti and smiled, sat down quietly in front of miniature Ganeshjee and asked: "KAKA, PAPA KITHEY NE ?"
    In Punjabi Jokes | 15 Aug, 07
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    Sardar Santa Singh goes to a Udipi hotel to have something to eat. He orders a Masala Dosa.

    The waiter promptly gets him the dish but is surprised to see that Santa eats only the masala leaving the dosa behind.

    Santa then orders for 1 plate Samosa. Again this time the waiter notices that Santa eats only the filling and not the shell.

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  • Jatt Goes To Heaven

    A minister has just died and is standing on line waiting to be judged and admitted to Heaven. While waiting he asks the man in front of him about himself. "I'm a Jatt taxi driver from Neyw Yaark Seety."

    Suddenly the angel standing at the gate calls out next, and the taxi driver steps up. The angel hands him a golden staff and a cornucopia of fruits, cheeses and wine and lets him pass. The taxi driver is quite pleased, and proceeds through the gates.

    Next, the minister steps up to the angel and the angel hands him a wooden staff and some bread and water. The minister is very concerned and asks the angel, "That guy is a taxi driver and gets a golden staff and a cornucopia! I spend my entire life as a minister and get nothing! How can that be?"

    The angel replies, "Up here we judge on results, all of your people sleep through your sermons, in his taxi, they pray."

    In Punjabi Jokes | 16 Aug, 07
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    Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

    Banta-Recording this babys voice.

    Santa-Why?

    Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this...!!

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